Contact the Newsroom

The newsroom can be reached at contact@everyoneclapped.com. Messages are read by a real person, which is more than can be said for anyone quoted on this site.

Corrections. The plots are already 100% accurate, so correction requests should concern spelling, broken links, or matters of taste. Requests to correct the seriousness of the reporting will be declined: the seriousness is the point.

Complaints. If a piece names, depicts, or could reasonably be mistaken for a real person, group, or town, we want to know immediately — that is against house rules, and we will fix it. All other complaints are logged with the gravity they deserve.

Story tips. The desk accepts suggestions for films, episodes, matches, and songs that deserve sober coverage. We cannot promise a reporter will be assigned. We can promise one will be blamed.